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Stricknine, aka Strick- Our fearless leader and host to the Scorps
server. Strick is one-half Indian and one-half rattle snake. This soldier
gets his super powers not unlike most super heroes, from a magic source.
In this case it's a six pack of Budweiser or Malt liquor. Often seen in a
catatonic state hanging around the Scorp's crib and then suddenly
springing into action, which scares the living shit out of anyone in the
vicinity. This mad man can leap a DF-2 building in a single bound, or
prone jump in this case, often shooting Laws in mid air with deadly
accuracy. Don't piss off this killer, he can move like a jack rabbit and
shoot on the fly often scaring the shit out of new players that are not
used to his super powers. Sometimes accused of being a witch, this
Scorp can maximize air time like a NBA star. A hater of nades Strick is
just as likely to pull the server plug as to kick your ass for blowing him
up. Due to UFOs Stricknine is currently operating from an undisclosed
location in AZ. One of Strick's super powers is to confuse the enemy by
speaking in tongues. When playing this fucker you will need to bring
your Stricknine to English Dictionary. What the hell is he saying ?
Stricknine burp!
The Teacher aka Teach- This player is one of a kind. He's an honest
and loyal soldier reminiscent of the old world chivalry. The Teach would
rather lose then take advantage of another player or cheat. Often
shooting from the hip Teach can shoot the ass out of a rat at 800 meters
without aiming, but can't hit the broad side of a barn when he try's. This
player is often seen setting ambushes and fighting from a well thought
out position. When he thinks a player is too arrogant he will teach him a
lesson by using that players own bull shit against him. He hates to get
raped or naded and usually bitches if he does. The Teacher is not liked
by many, but he is respected by all. Your education is about to begin, Go
Teach!
Fire Wolf aka Wolf- This player is often seen laying around the Scorps
crib licking himself or scratching, but don't let that fool you. This canine
is not to be messed with. Humping legs one minute and kicking ass the
next, Wolf is notorious in the Scorps server. A master of clay laying
technology, Wolf will really piss you off with his booby traps. You will
find yourself being shot while looking for his mines because you are not
sure where it's safe to step. Referred to as Wolf Bitch by those that love
this hairy killer, you would rather not play then be on a team that has to
face this sneaky pyro. Indigenous to the North Eastern United States
Wolf is not affected by bad weather, cold, or piss-poor maps, and will
take any opportunity to leave you wondering, What The Fuck ?
Fool aka Fool - This players name says it all. Don't expect anything
sane from this mad-man. Fool is no ones fool, often seen sneaking
around an enemy position looking for an opportunity to kick some ass,
Fool is truly crazy. Always pulling off suicide attacks and blowing up
enemy positions, Fool is an ass kicking, name taking, son of a bitch. If
its' crazy and impossible to pull off, you can bet Fool is doing it. Often
exposing himself to enemy fire, Fool will put a "Law up your ass as soon
as look at you". Fool can be found jumping off of buildings and cliffs,
Fool is a killer at large. The only thing crazier then Fool is facing this
Mother Fucker in battle. Look out morons, Fool is coming through !
Camel Toe aka Toe- Camel Toe is a Scorp from day one. A comrade
of Strict and Wolf this soldier is a kick ass combatant. As we all know a
camel toe is the vaginal area of a woman that can be discerned through
the crotch of her pants. But Camel Toe is no pussy, this kick ass killer
will compromise your position faster then a case of the clap. Often seen
hanging around the Scorps crib, Toe will kick your ass just for looking at
him sideways. Toe will hike for an hour and a half just to see that look
on your face when he sticks a knife up your ass. Schooled and trained by
Stricknine, Toe is an agile hand to hand fighter. Impossible to pin down
in a fight, Toe is a Kung Fu expert and well versed in anything that will
ruin your day. Nice to look at - but a bitch to fight, Don't Fuck with the
Camel Toe !
El-Guapo aka Guapo- Latin for The Good Looking, There is more to
Guapo than looks. Guapo is an ass kicking bastard like no other, bar
none. This soldier can often be seen leaping from roof-top to roof-top
dropping nades in people's windows and popping anyone that runs out.
This good looking Mother Fucker has been down more chimneys then
Santa Clause. Able to run down lightening and pistol whip it, Guapo is a
force to be reckoned with. A smooth talker and snappy dresser Guapo
will be the best looking Mother fucker at your funeral. Able to stick a
knife up your ass while charming your ole lady, El-Guapo is a threat to
any non-Scorp DF-2 pussies way of life. What's that macho scent that's
in the house ? It's El-Guapo, dick head !
Whitehawk aka Hawk- Hawk is just a kid from Saskatewan that
enlisted at a young age into the Scorps squad. Using a fake I.D. Hawk
has made his way into Scorps service hoping to win the affection and
admiration of the veterans. Hawk can be found jumping over a wall or
fence but he's not AWOL. He's looking for a good camping spot to kick
your ass from. Preferring to reach out and touch you, Hawk is just as
happy to knife you as to shoot you. Often heard to say "Yeast go on
mic" Hawk is a soldier that knows no fear. He often goes behind enemy
lines to gather intelligence and disrupt enemy communications, but is best
known for his spawn raping knifing capabilities. What was that sound ?
Slice, its Whitehawk mother fuckers !
Bloody Bill aka Bill- This soldier has no fear. He's a hard charging
mission oriented disciplined killer. Bill is either kicking ass or getting
raped, there is no middle ground with this guy. Bill will run head long
into machine gun fire just to light his cigarette. Bloody is a good name for
him, either it's his or yours, but blood is all over this mother fucker.
Almost as crazy as Fool, Bloody Bill is a kamikaze attacking killer.
Throwing himself into harms way, Bill is a dedicated bastard if nothing
else. Able to avoid capture, Bill will choose death over most other
options. Even at the Scorps crib this murdering son of a bitch will choose
death over ordering pizza any day. Bloody Bill Ass Holes !
Nemisis aka Nem- This guy is a nut. He's the kid that was always
blowing up frogs with fire crackers. As a Demolition Specialist, Nemisis
is exactly what this soldier is, to home owners insurance that is. If you're
chilling out in your crib, and suddenly the roof is coming down around
your ears, you can bet Nemisis is responsible. This fucker's favorite
weapon is the satchel charge. Often seen tossing nice little surprises into
the house, this maniac brings a whole new meaning to the term,
"Scorched Earth". Often lawing soft targets and mining hard ones, Nim
will wait for you to run into a building before blowing it straight to hell.
This fuckers not happy until your playing on a map that has been
completely flattened. At the Scorps crib we will have a roof over our
heads one minute, and the next thing we know the windows will be
blowing out and the roof is caving in. Have you ever been trapped under
a blown bunker? Evacuate the building, Nemisis is in the House !
Sixfeetunder aka Six- Sixfeet is a kick ass player without direction. This
fucker has more problems than Carter has pills. If it's not the internet
police looking for this fucker, it's pissed off Server Hosts. Six is just
looking for an excuse to put you under. If he's not grave robbing or
corpse fucking he is pistol whipping nobs. Causing chaos and mayhem
this radical is off his medication. Often seen behind enemy lines
disrupting supply lines this crazy ass is a "One man army". Always
working alone, Six is a combatant of many talents. Often using brains
over brawn this soldier will lead an enemy into a hole or box canyon and
then pop them a new asshole. Over at the Scorps crib we usually bath
this fucker when we flea dip Wolf. Whether you're on his team or not,
you're just as likely to wind up dead. Grab a shovel its Sixfeetunder !
Help-me aka Help- Help is a killing machine. Don't let his name fool
you, the only one that will need help with this fucker around is you.
Often seen working in tandem with another player, Help is a tactician
that sticks to textbook combat operations. Using hammer and anvil or
pincer movements this methodical slayer is old school. Always working
as part of a team, Help will ruin your whole day with some unexpected
tactic. Strike and move is this soldier's motto. Baiting his victims, Help
will always dish out a case of whoop ass when you least expect it, and
never where you thought it was going to come from. Known for booby
trapping dead bodies or some piece of equipment that blows up when
you try to use it, Help is a killer with a M4 carbine in his hands. Often
hiding above an enemie's route of travel, this fucker will drop down on
top of them with a knife bringing death from above. Somebody call 911,
Help-me is here !
Yeast Infection aka Yeast- This killer is a mad-man with over 9 years
on DF-2, and he knows every trick in the book. A nader by trade, Yeast
can put a grenade in pickle barrel from over a half mile away. Yeast's
preferred weapon is the M4 Rifle nade launcher combination or just a
box of pineapples will do. Probably the main reason that nades are now
banned as being too inhumane, Yeast will still be found near a 40mm or
heavy 50 cal. Over at the Scorps crib Yeast is the keeper of the toilet
seat covers. Every Scorps member especially Camel Toe will have a
weeks supply of antibiotics on hand just in case of an outbreak. A hater
of EAS and Public Enemy, Yeast has been banned from most servers for
spreading his disease without discretion. Rooster and Hostile are itching
themselves to death as we speak. At ease disease. Someone hand me the
Monistat 7, I think I have a Yeast Infection !
Shadow- Shadow is a kick ass loner beyond compare. Attacking with
reckless abandonment shadow is a ruthless killer usually putting an attack
before his Stats. Preferring to work alone, Shadow moves as his name
suggests, along cover and close in. A hand to hand combatant, he prefers
to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. Often Shadow can be
found clearing buildings with a knife or M4 shotgun combo but always
from the dark and out of nowhere. One of the few close quarters
players, he never takes a shot on a target without closing the distance
first. He likes the confines of a city or town map with lots of corners and
ambush spots. Low visibility or darkness is this killers ally, along with a
good sense of smell, shadow often tracks his prey by sound and scent
taking an enemy out without their even knowing he's around. Bring a
flashlight nobs, Shadow's on the prowl.
Sidewinder aka Side- Sidewinder is the wildest ass-kicker on DF-2. His
zig-zagging across the battle field is where this fucker gets his name.
Snaking back and forth at high speed without making a sound, this guy
makes for a difficult target to track. Always looking to shove a grenade
up the enemies ass, Sidewinder can be seen running right into the thick
of the fighting, tossing a nice little gift into an armory or bunker. Usually
working in unison with Stricknine or Wolf, this crazy man likes to draw
fire by dancing out in the open while his partner is out flanking your
position. Just when you least expect it this fucker is in the house.
Whether he's shoving a nade up your ass or a law through your head,
Sidewinder is bad news if your up against the Scorps. He's hard to see,
lightning fast and strikes with a lethal bite. Sidewinder will take the
enemies life without making a sound or leaving footprints in the sand.
What the fuck was that? KaaBlaammm! Sidewinder was here, you dead
nob!
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server. Strick is one-half Indian and one-half rattle snake. This soldier
gets his super powers not unlike most super heroes, from a magic source.
In this case it's a six pack of Budweiser or Malt liquor. Often seen in a
catatonic state hanging around the Scorp's crib and then suddenly
springing into action, which scares the living shit out of anyone in the
vicinity. This mad man can leap a DF-2 building in a single bound, or
prone jump in this case, often shooting Laws in mid air with deadly
accuracy. Don't piss off this killer, he can move like a jack rabbit and
shoot on the fly often scaring the shit out of new players that are not
used to his super powers. Sometimes accused of being a witch, this
Scorp can maximize air time like a NBA star. A hater of nades Strick is
just as likely to pull the server plug as to kick your ass for blowing him
up. Due to UFOs Stricknine is currently operating from an undisclosed
location in AZ. One of Strick's super powers is to confuse the enemy by
speaking in tongues. When playing this fucker you will need to bring
your Stricknine to English Dictionary. What the hell is he saying ?
Stricknine burp!
The Teacher aka Teach- This player is one of a kind. He's an honest
and loyal soldier reminiscent of the old world chivalry. The Teach would
rather lose then take advantage of another player or cheat. Often
shooting from the hip Teach can shoot the ass out of a rat at 800 meters
without aiming, but can't hit the broad side of a barn when he try's. This
player is often seen setting ambushes and fighting from a well thought
out position. When he thinks a player is too arrogant he will teach him a
lesson by using that players own bull shit against him. He hates to get
raped or naded and usually bitches if he does. The Teacher is not liked
by many, but he is respected by all. Your education is about to begin, Go
Teach!
Fire Wolf aka Wolf- This player is often seen laying around the Scorps
crib licking himself or scratching, but don't let that fool you. This canine
is not to be messed with. Humping legs one minute and kicking ass the
next, Wolf is notorious in the Scorps server. A master of clay laying
technology, Wolf will really piss you off with his booby traps. You will
find yourself being shot while looking for his mines because you are not
sure where it's safe to step. Referred to as Wolf Bitch by those that love
this hairy killer, you would rather not play then be on a team that has to
face this sneaky pyro. Indigenous to the North Eastern United States
Wolf is not affected by bad weather, cold, or piss-poor maps, and will
take any opportunity to leave you wondering, What The Fuck ?
Fool aka Fool - This players name says it all. Don't expect anything
sane from this mad-man. Fool is no ones fool, often seen sneaking
around an enemy position looking for an opportunity to kick some ass,
Fool is truly crazy. Always pulling off suicide attacks and blowing up
enemy positions, Fool is an ass kicking, name taking, son of a bitch. If
its' crazy and impossible to pull off, you can bet Fool is doing it. Often
exposing himself to enemy fire, Fool will put a "Law up your ass as soon
as look at you". Fool can be found jumping off of buildings and cliffs,
Fool is a killer at large. The only thing crazier then Fool is facing this
Mother Fucker in battle. Look out morons, Fool is coming through !
Camel Toe aka Toe- Camel Toe is a Scorp from day one. A comrade
of Strict and Wolf this soldier is a kick ass combatant. As we all know a
camel toe is the vaginal area of a woman that can be discerned through
the crotch of her pants. But Camel Toe is no pussy, this kick ass killer
will compromise your position faster then a case of the clap. Often seen
hanging around the Scorps crib, Toe will kick your ass just for looking at
him sideways. Toe will hike for an hour and a half just to see that look
on your face when he sticks a knife up your ass. Schooled and trained by
Stricknine, Toe is an agile hand to hand fighter. Impossible to pin down
in a fight, Toe is a Kung Fu expert and well versed in anything that will
ruin your day. Nice to look at - but a bitch to fight, Don't Fuck with the
Camel Toe !
El-Guapo aka Guapo- Latin for The Good Looking, There is more to
Guapo than looks. Guapo is an ass kicking bastard like no other, bar
none. This soldier can often be seen leaping from roof-top to roof-top
dropping nades in people's windows and popping anyone that runs out.
This good looking Mother Fucker has been down more chimneys then
Santa Clause. Able to run down lightening and pistol whip it, Guapo is a
force to be reckoned with. A smooth talker and snappy dresser Guapo
will be the best looking Mother fucker at your funeral. Able to stick a
knife up your ass while charming your ole lady, El-Guapo is a threat to
any non-Scorp DF-2 pussies way of life. What's that macho scent that's
in the house ? It's El-Guapo, dick head !
Whitehawk aka Hawk- Hawk is just a kid from Saskatewan that
enlisted at a young age into the Scorps squad. Using a fake I.D. Hawk
has made his way into Scorps service hoping to win the affection and
admiration of the veterans. Hawk can be found jumping over a wall or
fence but he's not AWOL. He's looking for a good camping spot to kick
your ass from. Preferring to reach out and touch you, Hawk is just as
happy to knife you as to shoot you. Often heard to say "Yeast go on
mic" Hawk is a soldier that knows no fear. He often goes behind enemy
lines to gather intelligence and disrupt enemy communications, but is best
known for his spawn raping knifing capabilities. What was that sound ?
Slice, its Whitehawk mother fuckers !
Bloody Bill aka Bill- This soldier has no fear. He's a hard charging
mission oriented disciplined killer. Bill is either kicking ass or getting
raped, there is no middle ground with this guy. Bill will run head long
into machine gun fire just to light his cigarette. Bloody is a good name for
him, either it's his or yours, but blood is all over this mother fucker.
Almost as crazy as Fool, Bloody Bill is a kamikaze attacking killer.
Throwing himself into harms way, Bill is a dedicated bastard if nothing
else. Able to avoid capture, Bill will choose death over most other
options. Even at the Scorps crib this murdering son of a bitch will choose
death over ordering pizza any day. Bloody Bill Ass Holes !
Nemisis aka Nem- This guy is a nut. He's the kid that was always
blowing up frogs with fire crackers. As a Demolition Specialist, Nemisis
is exactly what this soldier is, to home owners insurance that is. If you're
chilling out in your crib, and suddenly the roof is coming down around
your ears, you can bet Nemisis is responsible. This fucker's favorite
weapon is the satchel charge. Often seen tossing nice little surprises into
the house, this maniac brings a whole new meaning to the term,
"Scorched Earth". Often lawing soft targets and mining hard ones, Nim
will wait for you to run into a building before blowing it straight to hell.
This fuckers not happy until your playing on a map that has been
completely flattened. At the Scorps crib we will have a roof over our
heads one minute, and the next thing we know the windows will be
blowing out and the roof is caving in. Have you ever been trapped under
a blown bunker? Evacuate the building, Nemisis is in the House !
Sixfeetunder aka Six- Sixfeet is a kick ass player without direction. This
fucker has more problems than Carter has pills. If it's not the internet
police looking for this fucker, it's pissed off Server Hosts. Six is just
looking for an excuse to put you under. If he's not grave robbing or
corpse fucking he is pistol whipping nobs. Causing chaos and mayhem
this radical is off his medication. Often seen behind enemy lines
disrupting supply lines this crazy ass is a "One man army". Always
working alone, Six is a combatant of many talents. Often using brains
over brawn this soldier will lead an enemy into a hole or box canyon and
then pop them a new asshole. Over at the Scorps crib we usually bath
this fucker when we flea dip Wolf. Whether you're on his team or not,
you're just as likely to wind up dead. Grab a shovel its Sixfeetunder !
Help-me aka Help- Help is a killing machine. Don't let his name fool
you, the only one that will need help with this fucker around is you.
Often seen working in tandem with another player, Help is a tactician
that sticks to textbook combat operations. Using hammer and anvil or
pincer movements this methodical slayer is old school. Always working
as part of a team, Help will ruin your whole day with some unexpected
tactic. Strike and move is this soldier's motto. Baiting his victims, Help
will always dish out a case of whoop ass when you least expect it, and
never where you thought it was going to come from. Known for booby
trapping dead bodies or some piece of equipment that blows up when
you try to use it, Help is a killer with a M4 carbine in his hands. Often
hiding above an enemie's route of travel, this fucker will drop down on
top of them with a knife bringing death from above. Somebody call 911,
Help-me is here !
Yeast Infection aka Yeast- This killer is a mad-man with over 9 years
on DF-2, and he knows every trick in the book. A nader by trade, Yeast
can put a grenade in pickle barrel from over a half mile away. Yeast's
preferred weapon is the M4 Rifle nade launcher combination or just a
box of pineapples will do. Probably the main reason that nades are now
banned as being too inhumane, Yeast will still be found near a 40mm or
heavy 50 cal. Over at the Scorps crib Yeast is the keeper of the toilet
seat covers. Every Scorps member especially Camel Toe will have a
weeks supply of antibiotics on hand just in case of an outbreak. A hater
of EAS and Public Enemy, Yeast has been banned from most servers for
spreading his disease without discretion. Rooster and Hostile are itching
themselves to death as we speak. At ease disease. Someone hand me the
Monistat 7, I think I have a Yeast Infection !
Shadow- Shadow is a kick ass loner beyond compare. Attacking with
reckless abandonment shadow is a ruthless killer usually putting an attack
before his Stats. Preferring to work alone, Shadow moves as his name
suggests, along cover and close in. A hand to hand combatant, he prefers
to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. Often Shadow can be
found clearing buildings with a knife or M4 shotgun combo but always
from the dark and out of nowhere. One of the few close quarters
players, he never takes a shot on a target without closing the distance
first. He likes the confines of a city or town map with lots of corners and
ambush spots. Low visibility or darkness is this killers ally, along with a
good sense of smell, shadow often tracks his prey by sound and scent
taking an enemy out without their even knowing he's around. Bring a
flashlight nobs, Shadow's on the prowl.
Sidewinder aka Side- Sidewinder is the wildest ass-kicker on DF-2. His
zig-zagging across the battle field is where this fucker gets his name.
Snaking back and forth at high speed without making a sound, this guy
makes for a difficult target to track. Always looking to shove a grenade
up the enemies ass, Sidewinder can be seen running right into the thick
of the fighting, tossing a nice little gift into an armory or bunker. Usually
working in unison with Stricknine or Wolf, this crazy man likes to draw
fire by dancing out in the open while his partner is out flanking your
position. Just when you least expect it this fucker is in the house.
Whether he's shoving a nade up your ass or a law through your head,
Sidewinder is bad news if your up against the Scorps. He's hard to see,
lightning fast and strikes with a lethal bite. Sidewinder will take the
enemies life without making a sound or leaving footprints in the sand.
What the fuck was that? KaaBlaammm! Sidewinder was here, you dead
nob!
Magic- Under Construction
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Rage-
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| Founder of The Deadly Scorpions DF2 Squad "Stricknine" as he prepares to make NOVA Logic History. This picture taken just before the first ever "Prone Jump" |