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11,000 Cops, 32 A Day, Under Felony Indictment in The U.S.
1) Being a cop is a dangerous job. False: Being a cop is not even on the list of the top 15 most dangerous
jobs in America. Being a cab driver is 50 times more dangerous than being a cop.
2) Cops in the U.S are highly trained. False: Cops in the U.S. only receive 9 to 12 weeks of training,
sometimes alot less, one of the lowest in the industrialized world. Cops in most other countries receive at
least 104 weeks of training, (two years) and usually require an education.
3) Cops are chosen because of their superior decision making skills. False: A report by the federal
government states that over 90% of cops on duty in the U.S. barely passed high school
or received a GED.
4) Cops are morally superior to regular citizens. False: Out of 750,000 cops in the U.S. 11,000 are
indicted each year for felony crimes. That's 32.8 per day and 31 will serve prison sentences.
5) Cops are not civilians. False: Cops are civilians, they are civil servants protected by the Civil Service
Act. Only elected officials and military personnel are government officials. Not appointed law
enforcement officers, deputies or government employees.
6) Cops are legal experts. False False False: Cops are not experts at anything, especially law. If any cop
tells you he is a legal expert, call your local Bar Associations Unlicensed Practice of Law department.
7) Cops can give you legal advice. False: Only a licensed attorney can give you legal advice. If a cop
suggests any legal action, see question 6.
8) Cops are under paid: False: They are paid well for a job that requires no education, unskilled,
minimally trained low risk labor, with government benefits and retirement.
9) Cops are society's best people. False: Some departments have been found to have convicted felons in
uniform and as high up as the highest ranking officers in their precinct.
10) Police do a good job of policing themselves. False: Insider information has reported to us that it is
most departments' policies to use internal affairs to cover up anything that would embarrass a
departments  administration. Unless it is caught on record or reported by the media. Letting cops police
themselves is the same as letting the inmates run the prisons. Vote for any local change in your
community to put citizen review boards in charge of police discipline matters.
Remember, we are the taxpayers, the cops are our employees, Stop letting them get away with
murder!
The Top Misconceptions About Police Officers
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Why Being A Cop Is Not Considered A Dangerous Job Statistically!
Out of 740,000 full time and 300,000 part time cops only 142 died on the job in 2006.
39% Died in traffic accidents that are usually the cops fault.

47 were shot and killed by criminals, 90% used the cops own gun for the shooting.
10 Struck after stepping in fount of a moving vehicle, not the drivers fault.
34 Died in auto accidents.
1 from job related illness
10 Heart attacks
4 Shot by accident
2 shot by their own partners
1 shot by a fire arms instructor at an academy
1 shot himself not a suicide.
1 Bomb explosion
15 Hit by a moving vehicle intentionally
8 From motorcycle accidents
3 In an airplane crash.
2 High speed per suit not accidentally
1 Stabbed to death
1 Murdered/assassinated
5 cause not reported
500 cops commit suicide this year with 35 committing murder suicide (usually a spouse) and 3
killing their kids too.

2008 Mid Year Report on Police Deaths
Out of 740,000 full time and 300,000 part time cops only 59 have died on the job in the first half of
2008.
21 Shot
21 Auto Accidents
6 Struck by Vehicles
5 Job Related Illness
3 Motorcycle Accidents
3 Unreported
Internal Affairs = Friends!
Civil Service Board = Santa Clause!
Police Union = Ferry God Mother!
Its Under investigation = His Friends Are Looking Into It!
He’s On Administrative Leave = Vacation!
He’s On Paid Leave = Paid Vacation!
He’s On Administrative Leave Pending an Investigation = Party At The ATF Lodge!
He’s On Un-Paid Leave = He’s Paying For His Own Vacation!
He’s Been Reassigned = Promoted!
Promoted = Demoted!
Demoted = He’s Back On The Streets Where He Can Really Do Some Damage!
He’s Being Re-trained = A Week at a Las Vegas Porn Convention!
Charges are Pending = We’re Looking For Someone Else to Blame!
The Chief of Police is Looking Into it = He’s Making Sure His Ass Can’t Be Blamed!
Former Officer = Criminal!
Now Retired Officer = Criminal Being Paid While On Trial.
Former Officer Now Indicted = We Ran Out of Evidence To Plant on Someone Else!
Ex-Cop Convicted = Will Soon Receive a Slap On The Wrist!
Fired = Will Soon Be Seeing Santa Clause!
Retired = Criminal Being Paid By Our Tax Dollars!
Police Terms & What They Really Mean!
Why Being A Cop Is Not Considered A Dangerous Job Statistically!
Why Being A Cop Is Not Considered A Dangerous Job Statistically!
Who is Dance Rooster?
Who are His Friends?
It is our right, duty and obligation as citizens,
to question the government, its employees, and
agents, on everything they do. Especially the
police, No Other Organization poses as big of
a threat to democracy as the police can. They
don’t call it a police state because the garbage
collectors take the country over, do they!